ACC SHOULD BE PAYING US ALL TO GO TO YOGA (Letter to Dom Post, August 14)

If people losing their balance are costing the country 9 million days of lost productivity a year (August 14), maybe ACC should be paying us all to go to yoga.

BEST MOVES FOR CATHOLIC SCHOOL PRINCIPALS (Letter to 'NZ Catholic, August 12)

My reaction to the NZ Catholic Primary Principals ‘learning dance moves’ (NZ Catholic, July 26 - August 9) was one of dismay, which judging by their faces I suspect was shared by the principals themselves.

In view of the grave and fundamental nature of the problems besetting our schools, I’d have thought the best and only moves necessary for ‘Igniting the Spirit of Catholic leadership’ would be making the Sign of the Cross, kneeling, standing, shaking hands and processing for Holy Communion as surely they would have done, at Mass.

BRING BRIDAL COUPLES BACK WHERE THEY BELONG (Letter to Dom Post, August 7)

As an out-of-towner, maybe my opinion on the plan to charge for using public space in Wellington doesn’t count, but I say go for it! Charge like the Light Brigade and send bridal couples back into the churches where they belong.

HUMILITY IS MOST ELOQUENTLY EXPRESSED IN THE LITURGY BY KNEELING (First published in 'NZ Catholic', August 10)

A Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger story depicts the devil, ordered by God to reveal himself to one of the desert fathers, as ‘black and ugly, with frightening thin limbs but most strikingly, he had no knees.’

          You get the picture? If not, ponder the cardinal’s comment, that ‘the inability to kneel is seen as the very essence of the diabolical’. Now, wait on. He wasn’t saying people who can’t kneel are agents of Satan or I’d be looking sideways at ’im indoors, who like so many others has had a knee replacement.

But he did say modern culture (has) ‘turned away from the faith and no longer knows the One before whom kneeling is the right, indeed the intrinsically necessary gesture. The man who learns to believe learns also to kneel, and a faith or liturgy no longer familiar with kneeling would be sick at the core. Where it has been lost, kneeling must be rediscovered.’

You may be thinking thank God for Pope Francis, who’s more down to earth (not literally maybe, because his knee’s dodgy) but metaphorically his earthiness translates as humility, the foundation of all virtue, which is most eloquently expressed in the liturgy by kneeling - and now many churches, including my own, have no kneelers. In a former life, as parish council chairperson I presided over their removal, along with the altar rails.

Post-Vatican II, changes were made which in hindsight seem manifestations of a subdued mass hysteria, changes many regret as I regret those kneelers; changes never mandated but post factum reluctantly permitted, like the even more regrettable practice of communion in the hand.

Someone once told me that when he dies and goes before Christ for the particular judgment he’ll stand, ‘in respect’. A Christian teenager’s response to that might be ‘LOL’; mine is ‘yeah, right’: standing, as he might if a woman enters a room, when on entering the presence of the Supreme Judge he immediately, fully realizes for the first time the awfulness of sin generally and his specifically …

As the subtext or meaning of a play is revealed by the actors’ technique, so do our liturgical actions betray our level of awareness of the Real Presence. When unconsecrated hands give or take the Host, when we help ourselves to communion, when communion’s given to those not ‘in communion’, our actions don’t ring true.

When non-Catholics see us at Mass queueing like we’re at the supermarket checkout and being served as if in a cafe, how can they believe that we believe what we say we believe? If they can’t believe us, are they likely to believe the mystery of transubstantiation, or desire that conversion which confers the awesome privilege of daily communion?  

Our church now has kneeling pads, painstakingly handmade by a parishioner. Perhaps they symbolise a Spirit-driven momentum to restore due reverence by kneeling and by Communion on the tongue.

Lex orandi, lex credendi – we pray as we believe. To believe we have to know; to know we have to pray.